My Idea For A Mickie And Melina Feud

-originally written on 9/04/06-

What I want to see is a feud between Mickie and crew against Melina and crew.

It should go like this:

Melina decides that Lita isn’t worthy of that title, and she challenges her to a match. Melina wins by Victoria giving her a cheating helping hand.

Victoria immediately gets sent to Smackdown, and exchanged for Jillian Hall.

Melina and Lita continue their rivalry until Lita’s contract is up. Now it becomes Melina versus Mickie.

It starts out as Mickie (face) versus Melina (heel) and then they have the big showdown. Mickie has the upper hand when suddenly Beth Phoenix enters the ring and makes her reemergence and continues her vengeance against Mickie, and thus becomes an ally to Melina.

To farther certify herself as a heel, Beth and Melina will decimate her, and relentlessly stomp, kick, and annihilate her, leaving her as a lifeless heap on the ground. I wouldn’t mind seeing Mickie shed some blood in this; taking multiple chair shots, having Beth hold Mickie while Melina fires off one shot after another bloodying her face even more.

The only problem with blood in a women’s match is firstly it is ultimately rare. Secondly, it would involve a deep cut to a pretty face. And the thought of scarring Mickie’s cute little face is a horrible thought.

There will be talk of Mickie having to go to the hospital for her wounds etc. by JR and King.

In the meantime, Beth and Melina will come out to each other’s corner and help the other cheat to win.

Melina makes enemies fast, particularly with Candice. But Beth as Melina’s sidekick takes equal pleasure in bullying the other divas, and thus she makes enemies with newly drafted Jillian Hall (they’ve got to not only switch Victoria for Jillian, they need to get Torrie on Smackdown).

Beth and Melina continue their winning streaks beating up on Candice and Jillian (due to their cheating).

Meanwhile on Smackdown, Victoria, being the biggest and strongest of the divas, has been a totally dominating force in the women’s division over there. She plows through every opponent offered up to her, and she can finally lose this ridiculous jobbing-out losing streak she has been on forever now.

Mickie gets out of the hospital, is cleared to wrestle, and challenges both Beth and Melina in a handicap match.

Here is how the match should go:

*In this Match, a fired up Mickie starts off against Beth Phoenix and spends a few minutes in the ring dominating her with strategy and aggression, while Beth’s only offense is the result of her butch strength.

Beth eventually gets an opening and makes a tag to Melina. Mickie dominates Melina for the first minute or so, and then Melina pulls out a nice counter, and is able to turn the tables on Mickie. Then Melina tags in Beth, who, like a vulture, picks apart an injured Mickie.

Then it just becomes tagging in and out taking turns beating the hell out of Mickie, who at this point is unable to mount any offense or defense, and exists as a helpless rag doll, like the previous double team mugging they performed on her.

Then out comes Candice Michelle, who is fed up with Melina, and begins pounding away at Melina, getting Mickie disqualified, but ultimately for Mickie’s own good. But Beth joins in, and the two on one assault takes Candice down and they begin decimating her. Then comes in Jillian Hall to help her fellow victim of the Melina & Beth team- Candice.

Candice is already hurt, so she can’t fight at the moment. Again it is a double team from Melina and Beth. But before they can hurt Jillian too bad, Mickie James is back to her feet and burning with rage! She goes on the attack against Melina, allowing Jillian to start mounting some offense against Beth. Then Candice is back to her feet and the 3 of them over power Beth and Melina.

And thus a partnership between the three girls is made*

They can insist on a three on two match. Jillian, Mickie, and Candice versus Melina and Beth.

The match starts out as a squash match with Mickie’s team dominating Melina and Beth. Out numbering their opponents three to two, Mickie, Jillian, and Candice take their revenge on the two evil doers that have been causing so much trouble in the women’s division. Retribution and Justice! But not for long, Before a pin can take effect, Victoria makes her debut on Raw, runs into the ring and helps out Beth and Melina.

The ref rings the bell to disqualify Melina and Beth, but that doesn’t stop the fight. Three warn down girls, versus two very warn down girls and one fresh, turbo charged Victoria. Victoria, with a little help from a warn down Beth and Melina, destroy the three girls and leave them lying unconscious in the ring and they hold each other’s hands up triumphantly.

The three girls, lead by Mickie James, will exchange wins and losses against the three girls lead by Melina.

This three on three, the Mickie faction versus the Melina faction, allows for a lot of singles competitions and tag competitions. Three girls on the same team can comprise three teams of two.
Example: wrestlers A, B, and C can make up these three teams of two: AB, AC, BC.

So here are the combination of matches that can exist between the two factions: A, B, and C will be Mickie’s faction, X, Y, and Z will be Melina’s faction.
Singles Matches:
A vs. X
A vs. Y
A vs. Z
B vs. X
B vs. Y
B vs. Z
C vs. X
C vs. Y
C vs. Z

Tag Matches:
AB vs. XY
AB vs. XZ
AB vs. YZ
AC vs. XY
AC vs. XZ
AC vs. YZ
BC vs. XY
BC vs. XZ
BC vs. YZ

ABC vs. XYZ

19 matches and not a single repeat. All of which are perfectly justified through the main storyline. Not to mention you can repeat the A vs. X (Mickie versus Melina) on every pay-per-view, and on that same pay-per-view, have Mickie’s two girls face off in a tag team against Melina’s two girls.

Talk about the booking possibilities!

This thing can be stretched to Wrestlemania where Mickie finally wins the title from Melina.

This will allow Melina to certify herself as noted women’s champ, and a second title victory for Mickie at Wrestlemania.

Wrestlemania will mark the end of the great Mickie and Melina feud. I have lot’s of ideas for the women’s division post-mania, post-Mickie & Melina. But I’ll save those ideas for another time LOL.